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The Lost Symbol follows our favourite symbolgist on an adventure around Washington. This time we’re chasing the secrets of the Masons. At first glance the plot outline sounds like a refreshing change – no mention of the Catholic church whatsoever. However, the story quickly dives into religious history and we’re again being told we should be questioning our faith. DB goes further and ends up calling us gods ourselves.

Sigh. By the final 10 pages I was rolling my eyes so much I was experiencing motion sickness.

It’s not the subject matter I take issue with, it’s that Dan Brown’s novels combine fact with fiction as though they are the same. It feels like he wrote the book with one eye on Wikipedia and the other on random conspiracy websites. And yet, the book opens with a statement that this is based on fact.

It’s a shame really. This will make an enjoyable film when it is inevitably released. But I get the feeling the audience will feel like we’ve seen this all before…

Best Movies of 2009
Only 4 movies make my list of 10. This is James Cameron’s fault. Had he not caught be off guard and helped me realise how much I had settled for less than satisfactory cinimatic distraction I might have included others.

1. Avatar
   A cinimatic experience. From the get-go you can see that Avatar was made to be a movie event. It suffers from none of the tranlation issue that plague novella adaption (Watchmen). The story works and never drags. It is also significant for the advances in technology. This is the first film I have seen where I could not see the seams between CG and reality. Bravo.
2. Moon
3. District 9
4. Sherlock Holmes

Best TV of 2009

1. Lost
   Time travel, Dharma and Star Wars! The penultimate season of Lost was a slow beginner. But by the time we reached episode 8 (LaFleur), the writers were back in the swing of things and mysteries were unravelled. A shortened season due to the writer’s block strike of 2008, the finale is one of the most memorable. Honestly… we could have ended the show right there and I would have been happy.
2. Dexter
   The show was at the risk of visiting the same old story lines after the carbon copies of seasons 2 & 3. But this year the writers really pulled one out of the bag with a villain that was genuinely disturbing and a whole new lifestyle for Dexter to deal with. There were a couple of duff episodes in which not a lot happened (a first for Dexter) which keeps this from being my favourite for the second year running.
3. Battlestar Galactica
   With only half a season to wrap up the story, you could see the writers were tearing the story up at the seams. The last handful of episodes felt like a rushed job. Character arcs were resolved and we had a definitive ending (which I enjoyed). However, I did finish watching the show with a sense that I’d been cheated of a proper ending. And can someone tell me what the hell happened to Starbuck?!?!
4. Honorable mentions
   Fringe is growing on me. But I’ve still to see season 2. Family Guy is enjoyably creative. “Road to the Multiverse” is one of the most memorable episodes I’ve ever seen. However the remainder of the season, including the Star Wars spoof have been very forgettable. And who the hell thought the Cleveland Show was a good idea???

Best PC Games of 2009

1. Batman: Arkham Asylum
   Batman delivers. End of.
2. Men of War
   War is hell. And fun! So I went back and played it again, twice!
3. Plants vs. Zombies
   Games are supposed to be fun. There was nothing choris about PvZ.
4. Fallout 3
   There were a lot of naysayers baying at FO3 for lack atmosphere and direction. It oozed with it! If you couldn’t     enjoy this game then perhaps you should return to your basement and rewrite your own text adventure.
5. The Sims 3
   Not for me, but my family have ruined my gaming cred on my Xfire profile! More than half a month has been spent wasted on this game.
6. Grand Theft Auto IV
   Was released in 2008, but I couldn’t get it working on my PC until 2009 (after installing Vista no less!!!). A significant game with oodles of polish.
7. Mirror’s Edge
   Unique and artistic. I only wish it included multiplayer.
8. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
   A diamond in the rough, 10 times better than the movie.

Best Websites of 2009

1. Big Picture
   A well presented picture blog detailing current events from around the world.
2. reasons why it’s worth to be a pcgamer
   Forgive the broken English title. Adrian Werner has been collating the most thorough list of worthwhile PC games for 3 years now.
3. Dropbox
   Synchronising your documents and folders has NEVER been so easy!
4. Google apps
   It’s a no brainer really. Messages, calendars, docs, spreadsheets and photos. Google manages them all neatly in the cloud.
5. Rock, Paper, Shotgun
   Four of my 5 favourite games journalists writing about PC games in one place.
6. Lifehacker
   The many, the proud, the geeky. Want to know what antivirus is most popular these days? Want to find out the cheapest route to a Windows 7 upgrade? Want to know how to make your own gummi bears? Lifehacker has it all.
7. LogMeIn
   Control your home PC from anywhere in the world. Even with New Zealand’s attrocious connection speeds, LogMeIn handles it with ease.
8. WordPress.com
   Saved me $100 in hosting costs…
9. Newzbin
   Ahem.
10. Failblog
    If you ever need to feel good about yourself, just spend a few minutes browsing the fail blog.

A difficult start to the year. Bashed the car on Jan 2nd. Insurance were assholes with the repairs. Car lasted a month before going back and having the job done properly. The onus is on us to do the chasing and negotiating. Why the fuck am I paying my premiums?

Moved home in Feb. Some say there’s no place like it. Big garden, small house, nice neighbours, close to amenities, Em’s happy, kids are thrilled. Job well done.

Jack took up rugby in Term 2. Rough and tumble, but no broken bones. He won some awards and met the Crusaders. This year is a toss up between codes. Rugby or Footy? Still to be decided.

Bella started horse riding. A great experience. Included kitting up, grooming and caring for the beasts. Then she decided she wanted a rabbit rather than a pony. “Billy Jazz Matthews” introduced to the family in July. Family loves him. He hates me. The only rabbit I’ve ever heard growl…

Millie started kindergarten. Loved every moment. New teachers still don’t remember her name? She doesn’t mind – she’s made friends with everyone else (except the boys of course).

Lulu saw the year through in leaps and bounds. Went from crawling to cruising to walking to running and there’s no stopping her. Started speaking her mind toward the end. Thoughts revolve around food, knock knock jokes and Dora.

Em kicked off with a sponsored 12km run in March. 1:17:30 was her finish time. Aims to shave 10 minutes of that in 3 months. Had her first earthquake in July, queue panicked text messages received from UK amid reports of tsunami warnings. Then she really picked up the slack when I was out of work. Pulled double and triple shifts for nearly 3 months. Saw us through our most difficult patch. Can’t express how proud I am of my wife.

Personal journey was a short one. Cruised until October. Then employers sold the business from right under me. Three months of job hunting. Was the 1 of 80 who filled my position in the end. New employers are solid. Benefits are grand. Happy to land on my feet.

In other news, one brother returned from England, then moved to Hamilton (trading down much?). Another left from Blighty to be with bride to be. Pop had a stroke in August. Long road to recovery still ongoing. Family pray for him every day. Now we pray for peace of mind and spirit. Dad started out recovering from major back op. Nerves in legs still tickled, but at least he no longer needs support. Big brother Alex visited with nephew Louis in July. In-laws invaded in November for 3 month occupation. All are welcome and company has been greatly enjoyed.

The year finished as it started, with the car off the road. This time it’s a blown head. A new engine is the likely outcome. Significant costs make this a long-term project. But we’re blessed with friends with big hearts and spare cars.

We wanted oh nine to be better than the year before. We succeeded. New Zealand is now a place we can call home – as long as Em’s residency is accepted…

Twenty ten significantly commemorates 10 years for Em and I together. So my goal this year is to pour favours of love on my beautiful wife. Every day at a time.

I recently sat down to watch Crash. A critically acclaimed movie about a traffic intersection. Yeah, did I mention Emily and other film fans have absolutely no interest in any movies on this list?

Anyway, I grabbed a copy of Crash this week and sat down to see what all the fuss was about. Within the first 5 minutes I had been subjected to two graphic sex scenes and not a lot of intersections… eventually it transpires that the film is in fact about a group of weirdos who get off on car accidents. There’s plenty more sex and genitalia on display too. I was starting to wonder what the critical acclaim was all about. In the end I turned to movie off (it looked like I was about to get to watch a homosexual encounter, and I’d reached my threshold for bad taste). I recalled the movie to Emily who was bemused that someone as tolerant as myself could not sit through such a distasteful movie.

Later I looked the film up on IMDb to see where all the acclaim came from. Imagine my surprise when I discovered 2 films listed named Crash. My snuff flick was released in 1996 by the sycophant, David Cronenberg. It was even deemed too offensive for release in Britain!

The film I had been intending to watch was in fact released in 2004, starring Matt Dillon and Sandra Bullock. I’m still a bit too shell shocked to sit down and watch the correct film as intended. In fact, I think I’ll go double check the rest of the titles on my list to ensure I don’t get any more surprises!

Jack’s growing into a right little entertainer too. Always up for making his sisters laugh. He’s known as a bit of a class clown too. As with all our kids, we’re playing it by ear for what he wants to do this next year. I’m hoping to teach him some survivalist skills. Camping, fishing and gun saftey – all to prepare him for next year, when he learns to drive a car

In the scene, our hero – Ronnie Barnhardt takes his dream girl on a date. After watching her consume a quantity of alcohol and his prescription drugs, Ronnie takes the lass back to her house. She has obviously lost control of her facilities, evident when she vomits on the front lawn… but then he kisses her and in the next scene is having sex with the near comatose girl.

I asked myself, did Seth Rogen just try to make a joke out of rape? I wonder, how many frat boys are going to watch this and think this makes it okay to have a go with the inebriated tart they just met at the club? I’m all for having a laugh at movies… but someone needs to teach Mr Rogen and co some social responsibility!

I’ve personally shied away from the hyperbole. A movie is just that… 2-3 hours of entertainment. Granted, some films will entertain more than others. But I really don’t get the level of fanboy fanaticism that I’ve read about this project.

As for the trailer itself. I think it looks cool. I’ll make an effort to get to the cinema and watch the movie in 3D. Meanwhile, my 7 year old daughter’s assessment comments that it looks like fun cartoon…

After setting up in NZ I was shocked to find the performance was slower than Blighty! From the get-go my first provider (Slingshot) offered overpriced packages and miserable international speeds. They had me looking for a new alternative within a month. I tentatively signed up with Xnet who offered a pay as you go package. Their pricing package meant I could use the internet properly, without looking over my shoulder every 5 gigabits to see if I was about to hit my quota. Sadly Xnet got greedy and oversubscribed their service. Over 9 months I watched my average connection speed drop by 40%. By the time I left, my international speed-tests were barely above dial-up. This was compounded by the lack of help from the customer services team who could be heard audibly sighing and shrugging their shoulders every time you called with a speed issue.

I moved onto Orcon just a few months ago and things have been pretty good. Speed was the best I had in NZ (still 6Mbit slower than what I had in London) and their prices were pretty reasonable, even after a $10 per month increase just 3 weeks after I signed up.

Now Telecom, the 300lb gorilla who owns all the cabling under our streets, have weighed in with their latest plan. The Big Time plan offers ‘unlimited bandwidth’ with traffic shaping. From experience, I’m certain there is a finite limit to the amount of data one can download, but I have no intention of testing that boundary. What has me interested is the traffic shaping applied – basically Telecom are restricting torrents and other high volume traffic (likely to be RapidShare, Usenet and similar ilk). Other high bandwidth data such as popular YouTube videos will be cached on local servers lowering the demand on their international infrastructure.

I was scepticle at first. I’d experienced unsavory tactics in the UK when ISPs were blatantly lying about their traffic shaping and all but blocking access to certain destinations. However, after monitoring the forums on GeekZone I was convinced. That, and the monthly cost was $30 less than what I was paying Orcon.

So yesterday I said a reluctant goodbye to Orcon and moved over. I can already say – I am impressed. I tested the restrictions and found the limits Telecom have implemented are still quite reasonable. In fact, I could comfortably browse YouTube with a download in the background and not worry about throttling or pausing processes to buffer a video. Even online games performed

Internet access in New Zealand is still a pretty bleak affair. But I think Telecom has taken a step in the right direction.

If you’re predisposed to prayer then I’d ask that you share a thought for Pop. Nana passed away a couple of years ago and he’s missed her terribly since. We made sure we spent a lot of time with him when he visited late last year. I even got him under my car to help sort out the brakes…

Pop’s our last connection to that generation in our family. I truely value his life stories too. Tales of messing with unexploded bombs in the marshes near Bristol in WWII, doing Her Majesty’s service in Israel, being a ‘Ten Pound Pom’ and his many hilarious stories of life in the middle of nowhere, Australia.

Chin up, Pop. Can’t wait to share another cold one with you.